Otis
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posted April 27, 2006 04:44 AM
Yeah 100 feet plus a dozen beers made her look pretty fine. LOL
You know it was funny when I was at the black jack table at the Bellagio I had been playing for about 3 hours and was up about $200 at this point and an older couple came and sat down next to me. They were pretty drunk and laughing and had just come from the Monte Carlo where they kicked ass playing Craps. Won a few thousand dollars. So they both dropped $500 in cash, got chips and started playing anywhere from $25-50 a hand. I was talking to them having a good time and then all three of us were losing. Well I was quickly down to about $40 left and the old man and woman both just lost $50 each and he said OK time to go it's not happening here. So they get up to go and I said goodbye and told them have a good day and then they left. Well, I'll be damned if when I looked down at my chips there were 2 $25 dollar chips sitting next to my $5 chips! This woman slid me $50 before he left. I looked at the dealer "Olga" was her name and said "did she just leave that for me? She smiled and said yep.
That was cool.
  
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2006 06:16 AM
That was your cue to follow them up to their room for a 3-way.  'Cept it was actually gonna be a 4-way after they got you restrained, and put the gimp ball in your mouth!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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harryzx-12
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posted April 27, 2006 06:22 AM
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That was your cue to follow them up to their room for a 3-way. 'Cept it was actually gonna be a 4-way after they got you restrained, and put the gimp ball in your mouth!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's when big bubba would have entered to make you earn that $50
That's about when ninjaman and I would have sold you to the interstate toll system for their new design coin toss with extra wide opening!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2006 06:46 AM
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That's about when ninjaman and I would have sold you to the interstate toll system for their new design coin toss with extra wide opening!
Cause that's how us niggas roll !!!!!!!!!!!
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Otis
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Captain Kickstand
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posted April 27, 2006 07:00 AM
Looke here you 2 fags I want none of what you 2 are trying to sell so just march your way back to the Rainbow Parade ya hear.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2006 07:05 AM
You're the one that was sportin' a gimp ball in Vegas this past weekend. 
Word on the street is you also got drunk and applied for a "fluffer" position out at the Bunny Ranch. Fuckin' perker puffer biatch.
I'd hate for Harry and I to have to alter your diet, but an increase in your lead intake might be a direct result of that alligator mouth writing checks that your ass can't cash.
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What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2006 07:06 AM
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You're the one that was sportin' a gimp ball in Vegas this past weekend.
Word on the street is you also got drunk and applied for a "fluffer" position out at the Bunny Ranch. Fuckin' pecker puffer biatch.
I'd hate for Harry and I to have to alter your diet, but an increase in your lead intake might be a direct result of that alligator mouth writing checks that your ass can't cash.
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What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
Sheriff Buford T. Justice of TEXAS
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