Otis
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posted March 10, 2006 08:09 AM
Harry! Call me brother....or Rick.
Quit hanging out at the busstop and call one of us you fuck nut. We need to get shit in order for May.
  
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 10, 2006 08:47 AM
Yeah faggot, you can leave your glory hole long enough to answer the fuckin' phone biatch!!!
I'm sorry for the vulgar, rude and somewhat tacky messages I left on your answering machine, and your cellular voice mail this morning.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Markday
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posted March 10, 2006 12:54 PM
Harry, will be tied up for a few weeks. He started work on Broke back 2
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 10, 2006 01:00 PM
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Harry, will be tied up for a few weeks. He started work on Broke back 2
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He'll take it like a big girl won't he Mark.
Though I did hear you were his "stunt double" in that movie?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  Whassip with that?
Call me you bastard, I got your message the other day but I wasn't able to get back in touch with you. You need to trade that fuckin' sears walkie talkie in for a goddamned real phone junior.
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Markday
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posted March 10, 2006 01:15 PM
Harry, will be playing in the leading role. He's star name Bone-Nanza. The new movie title is,Butch Assidy and the Bundance Kid.
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MadMike
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posted March 10, 2006 01:20 PM
He is on the road to go and get his new truck... he is riding up. so probably cant hear the phone...
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 10, 2006 04:37 PM
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He is on the road to go and get his new truck... he is riding up. so probably cant hear the phone...
Is that what they call takin' it up the ass for dope money these days?
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posted March 13, 2006 02:03 PM
Good job I got you a job as a "fluffer" isn't it MarkGay? Shouldn't you be fluffing one right about now?
Shut up LickaBigDickRick! 
Otis -I called ninjapunk. Too bad his phone had a low battery and he couldn't answer the 4 calls i made to his voicemail ! AAHHHhhhh YYYYEEEeeAAaaHHHHHhhhhhhh!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 14, 2006 03:28 AM
You're about a sorry motherfucker!!!!
I can't believe you'd do a nigga like that when his phone went dead. That's just wrong, but paybacks are a biatch,......ya biatch. I think I'll bring my 2lb. shop hammer to the gap and install a new speed dial on your cell phone. It'll work REAL nice when I get done with it.
AAaaaahhhhhhhhhh Yyyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh motherfucker.
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Otis
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posted March 14, 2006 07:04 AM
Crazy bitches. And I have to hang with you two for a week?
Shit May 7th will be here before we know it. Can't wait for another whoompa!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 14, 2006 07:12 AM
Where did the fence go?
You will NOT be burning anymore of the fence this year Chris, that's an order!!!!
Fuckin' motown vandal................
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Otis
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posted March 14, 2006 07:14 AM
Hey now, ripping that fence apart was not my idea bitch.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 14, 2006 07:36 AM
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Hey now, ripping that fence apart was not my idea bitch.
I beg to differ arson boy..............
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harryzx-12
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posted March 14, 2006 01:57 PM
I'll put the bear on guard duty, that will stop the "fence burning"
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 14, 2006 07:18 PM
If you do, be sure and take him a kevlar vest just incase someone decides to take a few shots at him.  You just never know what might happen to the poor fella.
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Otis
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posted March 15, 2006 06:22 AM
That damn Bear. Man that was cool. Too bad it was too dark for any of the pics to come out. I bout' crapped my pants when he stood up some 10 feet from me.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 15, 2006 07:47 AM
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You know you're a worthless sumbiatch when a bear won't even eat ya.
That bear heard your accent and said "I ain't eatin' no yankee, the other bears will never let me live it down." DOH!!!!!!!!!!!
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harryzx-12
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posted March 15, 2006 09:40 AM
Yeah, the bear was probably afraid otis would throw up on him after the tossing around the bear would give him. OtisChunkMeyer! :F Or maybe he smelled the turtlehead peeking out of otis's ass!
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Otis
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posted March 15, 2006 09:51 AM
Fuck the both of you bitches.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 15, 2006 11:22 AM
 Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 15 Mar 2006 11:23
Nah Harry, if Otis would've hurled it'd been from gagging on the bear's dick!!!! That'd been his only defense was to suck the bear into an "Erotically induced coma!!!" 
Fuckin' Bear Rapist are lower than whale shit IMHO!!!!!!!!!
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harryzx-12
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posted March 15, 2006 11:36 AM
Maybe he's got some michigan carp aka.....sucker, in his family tree!
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Otis
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posted March 15, 2006 11:42 AM
I'm seeing some death and dismemberment at the Gap this year. The po po aren't going to know what to make of the gross scene they are about to witness.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 15, 2006 12:36 PM
Yeah, when that bear wakes up with a raw dick I 'spect he'll repay you with quite a vicious mauling.
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