zx12zx11
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posted March 24, 2002 09:01 AM
Flight Attendant Joke
NEW MEANING FOR QUEEN
The united airline's passenger cabin was being
served by an obviously gay flight attendant who
seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served
food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend,
he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the
passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce
that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly,
Lovely People, so if you could just put up your
trays that would be super." On his trip back up the
aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed, rather
exotic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo so
that main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She
calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I
am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant, without missing a
beat, replied, "Well, Sweet Cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Now put the
tray up, Bitch!
  
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fish_antlers
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The Truth is Out There
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posted March 24, 2002 09:08 AM
sassy!
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted March 24, 2002 06:12 PM
BAHA!!!
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ROCKET J
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posted March 24, 2002 10:29 PM
 Edited By: ROCKET J on 26 Mar 2002 13:52
Now see here!!!
I wish to protest the previous joke in the strongest of terms.
Why, as a matter of fact, many of my closest friends are flight attendants and no more than one hundred percent are blatant homosexuals!
Rocket
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zx12zx11
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posted March 25, 2002 08:50 AM
Hey I just posted the joke. I work in the airline industry and have many friends that are gay/lesbian. I know you are not busting my balls but everyone that I have sent this joke to thought it was funny as hell.
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