Bagster
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posted March 22, 2002 09:24 PM
Too MUCH!
My friend sent me this and I thought it was hilarious.
I would have posted the article but I don't want to do any of that copyright infringement activity. ;-)
its about a harley guy and a turkey.
http://espn.go.com/outdoors/general/news/2002/0321/1355585.html
  
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frEEk
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ummm... yeah
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posted March 22, 2002 09:52 PM
if ya ask me, what's funny is not the turkey, but the fast that a HD worker was ridin a honda!
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ROCKET J
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Goes to water over a dummy!!!
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posted March 22, 2002 10:13 PM
One time, at band camp...
A buddy of mine was riding in his neighborhood, heard somebody yell his name, and when he turned his head to look, his glasses blew off, then when he faced forward, a bee stung him in his eye! The girl he was riding, he had been teaching to ride and she had to ride him home. He swears that is the most painful thing he has ever felt.
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ROCKET J
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Goes to water over a dummy!!!
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posted March 22, 2002 10:24 PM
Thou shall be cursed to ride only vehicles that are lame of speed and expel fluid!
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if ya ask me, what's funny is not the turkey, but the fast that a HD worker was ridin a honda!
Obviously, it was God smiting him for defiling a real motorcycle with his dirtbag Hardley ass.
Rocket
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Bagster
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posted March 22, 2002 11:49 PM
wasps suck!
the second week i had my 12, i had just left my brothers house and was pulling up to a stop sign still going about 30 mph when i felt small claws like a grasshopppers climbing down my chest, after about 6 or seven "pinches" i realized it wasn't tickling me, it was biting me!
by the time i got stopped (very quickly) the wasp had bit me 6 times on the breastbone, once in the soft depression in the base of my neck where he had entered my t-shirt.
and then he decided to take a walk up my shoulder blade stitching me 9 times in a lovely embroidery pattern.
I shooshed him out and he flew away never to be seen again as i called him plenty of shameful insect names.
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Ninjaman12R
Needs a job
as a Deal's Gap tour guide.
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posted March 23, 2002 05:10 AM
Fucking Classic........
I hate to hear about anybody going down, but I busted out when I read this:
Alba will have a permanent reminder of his tussle with the turkey. His co-workers are having a taxidermist stuff the bird for him. They also kidded him all day Wednesday by making gobbling sounds over the public address system, Alba said.
 
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What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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