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posted January 25, 2006 06:33 AM
 Edited By: Ninjaman12R on 25 Jan 2006 07:01
Cancelling my Detroit Trip....................
Yep, you read it correctly. My much anticipated trip to the land where people talk like they have a stick inserted in their ass is not going to happen.
It seems as if we have some stand-up guys on this board, and a couple of them have provided me with information that has shocked me to my very core. First off I'd like to thank them for lookin' out for a brother, and second I'd like to share a little of the information with the members here. It's for their own safety.
We all joke on here from time to time, calling each other fags, queers, homos and whatnot. It's all in fun right??? WRONG motherfuckers, there are indeed 2 sword swallowers among us. It pains me to say it, but Otis really is a dick sucking piece of shit faggot. It terrifies me to think of what he had in mind when he asked me to come to Detroit. When I see him again, it will be on like Donkey Kong. I will wear out both kneecaps kicking off in his ass.
I know, you're saying WTF is he talking about??? Well fuck talking, let's get down to cold hard facts bitches, and expose this punk motherfucker for the cockgobbler that he really is.
Article #1, here is a pic Chris sent by mistake to another member. Said member called Chris because he was disturbed by the image. Chris laughed it off and said it was him and a buddy that got a wee bit drunk at a keg party back in the summer. Keg party??? I think not. Buttslammer fest for faggots is more inline with what these bitches were doing. I'll never wear leather again.
Article #2, another pic from the alledged "Keg Party." WTF is going on here, and why are there school buses?
Article #3, The final nail in the coffin. No explanation necessary, just read and become enlightened. This boy is sick I tell ya, to think what his poor wife is going through right now.
Click here:
http://chris.corbett.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/outwithbang.php
So there you have it, no need to say anything else. Or is there??? Surely you can all see why I cancelled my trip. NO way I'm stayin' at that sick bastards house.
Should I leave no stone unturned??? More info on other members you say? First off I'd like to once again thank my informants, who many might think are dumb motherfuckers. (no it ain't fish and freek  ) They are much sharper than I would've ever given them credit for being. They dropped dime on a couple more douchebags in our midst. In essence all of you are goddamned losers, but here are a couple more SUPER losers.
This boy right here used to be my nigga, that shit ended when this came to light. No wonder he's in England right now. There's a fuckin' lynch mob waitin' on him in Lake City. I have a feelin' if he ever does come home it'll be "Nighty night motherfucker."
Click here:
http://harry.marcum.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/gerbil.php
You sick sonofabitch, no wonder you always say that the "Pet shop boys" rock!!! 
Lastly, there is another loser in the crowd who has gained a bit of recognition yet he has never mentioned it. This guy seems like an ok sort of fella, a bit of a mouthy bastard at times, but otherwise likable.
Click here:
http://media-finder.co.uk/fake/fake4.php?fname=freek%20the&lname=canuck&town=Suckubus&county=Canada
Don't sweat it too much freek, just wear your helmet as much as possible!!! 
It's a fucked up world ain't it!!!!!!!!!
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posted January 25, 2006 06:54 AM
LMAO Damn that was a good one you silly bastard!!! Youz got too much time on your hands.
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Got to go for the day but we'll see what I can come up with tomorrow you fucknut.
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posted January 25, 2006 07:10 AM
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posted January 25, 2006 07:14 AM
freek -1
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ROTFLMFAO.......you fukrs really have too much time on your hands..
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posted January 25, 2006 08:02 AM
Ahhhh yeah......
Jim, you knew I wouldn't leave that other thread unchecked!!! 
I see gerbil boy and captain homely have yet to chime in????? Hhhhmmmm, maybe they've got a playdate at Pet's Mart. 
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posted January 25, 2006 08:10 AM
Me thinks you lie ,ya fuckin dyersburg gay ninja ridin nut sucker!
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posted January 25, 2006 08:12 AM
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posted January 25, 2006 08:32 AM
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Me thinks you lie ,ya fuckin dyersburg gay ninja ridin nut sucker!
Fuck you gerbil boy, how 'bout you lettin' a fuckin' ghetto rat crawl up your ass next time. We know you've got the room in that "cavern."
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posted January 25, 2006 10:10 AM
Least I didn't let an armadillo crawl up my ass like you did! How is your pet armadillo doing? What's his name? Scratchy!
U2!
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posted January 25, 2006 10:12 AM
*yawn*
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posted January 25, 2006 03:45 PM
Scratchy....TFF...... a little late....but TFF
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posted January 25, 2006 03:55 PM
Scratchy is what Harry's chin is on my nutz
Well Jim, considering the fact that Harry rode the short bus, he does ok. (not really )
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posted January 25, 2006 04:57 PM
lmao.... Oh my gosh, that is what was wrong with those guys........
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posted January 25, 2006 05:04 PM
Does seem to explain a few things doesn't it ?
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posted January 25, 2006 05:12 PM
They are some sick bastards eh????
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posted January 25, 2006 05:52 PM
Damn straight ..... Pun probably intended ......
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posted January 26, 2006 01:08 AM
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Cancelling my Detroit Trip....................
oh u cancelled your detroit trip alright, but not for the reasons you claim fart knocker. you just thoguht allt he homo-centric smacktalk was actually for-real sex talk, and when u foudn out it was all in jest, u decided to cancel detroit and instead go to san fran where your talents would be appreciated and your desires (at least the legal ones) would readily be fullfilled. well it ain't my thing (you sick fuck) but i hope u have a good time nevertheless. and remember: once you've paid for your trip you can start giving it away free, NOT before then.
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posted January 26, 2006 02:47 AM
Here's a picture of ninjamans buisness in san frani'llsuckadickco:
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posted January 26, 2006 04:10 AM
Harry and freeky deeky,
It's ok girls, I expected you both to lash out at me. ( not with your tongues, you salad tossers) What you fags need to do is go to one of those churches where they convert your ass back to a heterosexual in lieu of burning in hell.
Oh and one last thing, that's not my business Harry. But what were you doing in San Fransuckalotarooto??? Gerbil shopping????
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posted January 26, 2006 05:35 AM
LOL Rick likes fudge. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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posted January 26, 2006 05:36 AM
Rick likes the taste of manfudge best!
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posted January 26, 2006 05:38 AM
Harry you have mail.
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posted January 26, 2006 06:00 AM
I see you whores are teamin' up on a nigga.
I may need to do some custom photoshop work today.  I have a nice pic in mind.......
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posted January 26, 2006 06:35 AM
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I see you whores are teamin' up on a nigga.
I may need to do some custom photoshop work today. I have a nice pic in mind.......
Why I have NO IDEA what you are talking about ninjafairy. Now get your blown out ass back to the busstop, I've had compaints about you leaving early before all the men are satisfied.
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posted January 26, 2006 07:01 AM
Losers, and would be losers aka Harry & Chris
You need to lay off the pipe and recognize motherfucker.
The only time I've ever been to a bus stop is to make sure Harry was workin' his glory hole. Then I saw that you both had stalls in the men's restroom that you were workin'. That's you guy's deal, NOT mine. So don't drag me into this horseshit punk.
Now as far as you pussys teaming up on a nigga, that's cool if you can't fight your own battles. It will just make victory even sweeter when I squash both you peasants like the little weak bitches that you are.
You better help him Harry, it's his only hope. He used up all the crying towels in the city of Detroit. 
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