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posted January 24, 2006 08:40 AM
Ninjaman's Detroit Trip
As some of you may know, I'm flying Rick up to Detroit to spend four days with me and my family. We have had some interesting conversations about the trip.
At 1st he said he didn't want to fly cause he couldn't bring Bessy. He said she liked to ride so he was just going to ride up. I told him there were NO SHEEP allowed in Novi so he was going to have to fly.
Then he asked if I had a jacuzzi in my house cause he just loves to sit in one. I told him I didn't and that NO he couldn't bring his.
He then asked if we would be able to go a big city mall cause he's kind of tired of frequenting the one in Dyersburg.
And while he is in a very happy relationship right now, he asked if the women up here were anything like the hotties they have down there and he sent me a pic so I can figure out if that's true. I told him they are at least a little better here.
Then he asked if I had satellite TV and I sid no but I have some 840 cable stations. He wasn't too happy about that cause he might miss his favorite shows so he asked if he could just drive his up here. Ahh, no.
Then he said it was too bad he was coming up here in the winter cause he wanted to go to the beach on one of the great lakes like he did before. He sent me a pic of his last trip to the beach.
Of course he was a little worried about safety up here since we are the murder capitol of the world and all, and asked if he could bring some protection.
He then wanted to know if I had computer access at home cause he was going to miss surfing the web at his place.
I told him he and Big MIke may be able to this at his house, but if he does this in the burbs, he's likely to get arrested.
I told him NO we won't be grilling cause it's too damn cold and to leave his at home.
And I told him I didn't care ONE BIT how much fun he had with Harry when Harry visited him in Dyersburg, I would NOT BE A PARTY TO ANY OF THAT!
And NO I did not buy a ticket for uncle Cleatus to come too.
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And yes I told him he could shovel our snow if we got some, but he couldn't do it like at home.
And no he couldn't show off his new toy to my neighbors.
And yes we will drink many beers but not in a wife beater t-shirt and no name tags like in Dyersburg.
He said he did want to go do some Kareoke cause he's good at it and sent me a pic of when he won the last competition down at the Dyersburg Meat and Eat. He sure was proud of that win.
Anyway, I hope even though he may not be able to do the things he wants to, at least he'll have a good enough time he won't go on a
Cause that wouldn't be good.
Anyway, February 16th Detroit gets a visit from Ninjaman, aka Dyersburgdicklicker, aka Ninjaredneck. I hope the city survives.
LMAO Love ya brother.
  
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posted January 24, 2006 09:02 AM
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posted January 24, 2006 09:11 AM
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posted January 24, 2006 09:15 AM
Can I just fold and get it over with????????
GODDAMN!!!!!!!!!!! That was like a flurry from Lennox Lewis. 
You'd think someone too stupid to put their kickstand down would never pull a caper like this. 
Though I can happily say none of those pictures depict anything I'd ever be a part of, I have witnessed similar things in parts of the south.
It's gonna be nice to get up an hour of two earlier than Chris and put up the Ol' Stars and Bars on his house. He'll be the star of the neighborhood, and I'll swear to high heavens that I saw him put the flag up.
You will pay you Yankee sumbitch, and pay dearly. 
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posted January 24, 2006 10:27 AM
LMAO BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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posted January 24, 2006 10:52 AM
Hey look... he's using Easyrider's webserver
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 24, 2006 12:24 PM
Damn that's harsh Otis, after you pick me up at the airport I'm gonna beat your ass!!!!!!!
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posted January 24, 2006 07:30 PM
hahahahahahahhahahahahaha, I about fell out of my fukn chair as I read through this....I cant wait to see what Rick does to even the score.....
How long ya gonna be up there Rick?
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posted January 24, 2006 07:41 PM
'Till he gets out of prison , just like last time .....
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posted January 24, 2006 08:13 PM
 Edited By: MadMike on 24 Jan 2006 20:28
LMAO....
and here is Rick on the way to the airport, enjoying the Ride...
hey I like your Airline direct from Dyersville...
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MadMike
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posted January 24, 2006 08:27 PM
do you get to bring Rufus???
and look what Otis found to pick you up at the airport with, just to make ya fell like home...
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posted January 24, 2006 08:35 PM
Dammit man....no comeback in sight!!
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posted January 24, 2006 09:02 PM
just plain AWESOME!
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Anyway, February 16th Detroit gets a visit from Ninjaman, aka Dyersburgdicklicker, aka Ninjaredneck. I hope the city survives.
bullshit, we all know he's visiting on the 14th, and yoru only hope is that your ass survives (don't worry, it will. a tiny prepubescent dick aint gonna do much to a worn out hole like urs).
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posted January 25, 2006 03:42 AM
I'm liking this thread! Smoke check in progress!
Do you smell something burning? It's ninjamans ass is on FIRE!!! LOL
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posted January 25, 2006 04:08 AM
He can't handle the truth!! LMAO
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posted January 25, 2006 04:27 AM
You cocksuckers enjoy this, as there will be a counterstrike. 
This is a good thread though as it brings all the little bitches outta the woodwork. You know who you are!!!!!!!! 
All of you are marked and will get your turn in the barrel. 
Deal's Gap attendees are going to catch the worst of it though, and I'll leave it at that.
Have a wonderful day, and may you all burn in hell for eternity.
Love you, mean it. 
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Otis
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posted January 25, 2006 05:58 AM
Getting a little miffed there are ya fairyboy?
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posted January 25, 2006 06:41 AM
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Getting a little miffed there are ya fairyboy?
Quite the contrary there anal ease consumer o' the year.
Put this in yer pipe and smoke it loverboy.
http://www.bikeland.org/board/viewthread.php?FID=1&TID=21378&set_time=
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posted January 25, 2006 03:47 PM
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Quite the contrary there anal ease consumer o' the year.
that is going to be a new TNT classic......rotflmfao
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posted January 25, 2006 03:53 PM
quote:
quote:
Quite the contrary there anal ease consumer o' the year.
that is going to be a new TNT classic......rotflmfao
Yeah Jim, I thought it was pretty snappy myself. LOL
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posted January 26, 2006 05:37 AM
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that is going to be a new TNT classic......rotflmfao
The TNT classic is going to be
"Redneck in Detroit - The Story of how a Queer cumguzzling Redneck deals with the Big City" LOL
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posted January 26, 2006 06:04 AM
Think again numbnutz............
Headlines will more than likely read "Man from south breaks foot off in local mans ass."
try harder next time Otis...........
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