harryzx-12
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posted March 21, 2002 11:52 AM
New words for Redelks dictionary
Just so you know, Cork is in Ireland.
> >
> > A CORK radio station was running a competition - words that
> > weren't in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence
> > that would make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.
> >
> > DJ: "96 FM here, what's your name?"
> >
> > Caller: "Hi, me name's Dave."
> >
> > DJ: "Dave, what's your word?"
> >
> > Caller: "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N pronounced 'go-an'."
> >
> > DJ: "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary.
> > Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in
> > that would make sense?"
> >
> > Caller: "Goan fuck yourself!"
> >
> > The DJ cut the caller off and took other calls, all unsuccessful
> > until:
> >
> > DJ: "96 FM, what's your name?"
> >
> > Caller: "Hi, me name's Jeff."
> >
> > DJ: "Jeff, what's your word?"
> >
> > Caller: "Smee, spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee'."
> >
> > DJ: "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary.
> > Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in
> > that would make sense?"
> >
> > Caller: "Smee again! Goan fuck yourself!"
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