Ninjaman12R
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posted January 19, 2006 05:02 AM
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I didn't even know I got that channel .......
LMFAO!!!
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OutsiderzX12r
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posted January 19, 2006 05:22 AM
Hey Ninjaman, your signature RULEZ!!!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 19, 2006 05:33 AM
Thanks bro, I'm kinda partial to it myself. I got tired of looking at the old one and wanted to do something a little more humorous.
IMHO mission accomplished............
I've thought about changing the quote on occasion because as we all know, Buford T. Justice laid many a good quotes down.
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posted January 19, 2006 06:36 AM
 Edited By: redelk on 19 Jan 2006 06:37
I believe that is the album with the classics, "Blowin' in the Window" and "Blow Me Down (and Up)"..
Still, I too would not trade you my copies of "We're All Bozos On This Bus", "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers", "Waiting For The Electrician Or Someone Like Him", How Can You Be Two Places At Once, When You Are Nowhere At All" and especially my copy of "The Tale Of The Giant Rat Of Sumatra"
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 19, 2006 06:56 AM
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I believe that is the album with the classics, "Blowin' in the Window" and "Blow Me Down (and Up)"..
Yep red, correct as usual.  Considering the time that this album was released, the lyrical content is quite graphic, harsh even. As proven by the cut "Bitch get a haircut", and also the top 400  classic "Bend over, I'll drive."
I bet slug ups his offer to $2.50 now that he knows the true impact that this classic album had on society. Not to mention the musicians that have been influenced by THE BIG 3. LMFAO................
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posted January 19, 2006 10:29 AM
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How come I always hear banjo's playing in the background when I read these guy's diatribes ?
Probably because you've got yer TV tuned into the Deliverance network.
that weren't no TV, that was ninjababy125R's live webcam feed 
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posted January 19, 2006 11:30 AM
down goes Fraizer
Damn freek, if you weren't a piece of shit canuck bastard I'd compliment you on that last little jab.
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posted January 19, 2006 03:00 PM
I see the Mama Cass resemblance.
But it's said Mama Cass choked on a chicken bone, we all know Mama Harry just chokes the chicken.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 19, 2006 04:24 PM
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we all know Mama Harry just chokes the chicken.
Yep,..................with his lips.
actually Dave I think the rumor was that she choked on a ham samidge, hence the ham samidge reference I made in the reply above. It's a moot point though, and Harry is still a fuckin' fag.
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posted January 19, 2006 09:26 PM
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How come I always hear banjo's playing in the background when I read these guy's diatribes ?
Probably because you've got yer TV tuned into the Deliverance network.
that weren't no TV, that was ninjababy125R's live webcam feed
That explains the other noises I hear ( gurgling ) as well..... thanks freek
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posted January 20, 2006 04:30 AM
Oh now that was just WRONG!!!!!!!!!
Besides, if there is any gulping sounds on my webcast it's from when freek comes over. I let all the winos from Court Square take turns at havin' their way with him. Usually they like to sodomize him and listen to him squeel , but sometimes they make him give up the head and he still has trouble gulpin' down multiple loads of "wino skeet". I'll give him an "A" for effort though.
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posted January 20, 2006 05:13 AM
All of you know what you can do!
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posted January 20, 2006 05:48 AM
Sing that song you bitch!!!!!!!!!
Hey Mama Harry!!! Sing that love song you wrote for Bart!!! You know........
"I'm a whore, but I'm your whore tonight"
Brings a tear to my eye, you sing it so well considering all the damage your throat has received over the years. You're a real trooper.................... LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted January 20, 2006 06:03 AM
DOH! That right there is some good ol' fashion front porch smacktalk! Is it May yet?
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posted January 20, 2006 06:24 AM
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DOH! That right there is some good ol' fashion front porch smacktalk! Is it May yet?
True that Chris. I can reflect back to those times and just laugh out loud at some of the stupid shit that has been said. There have been many o' showdowns for sure, and nobody is safe!!! You can never let your guard down, and the meek need not apply cause it's gonna be harsh.
Example : In Harry's eyes everyone is either
a. A stupid motherfucker
b. A dumb bastard
c. A fuckin' faggot
He deals with all of the above by telling them to -
"Suck the snotty end of his fuckstick." LMFAO!!!!!
I personally hate the cocksucker , but since he's a good rider and can take it like a big girl I tolerate him.
Seriously, I give him hell, probably more than anyone. Shit he's probably got over 100 voice mails on his cellphone from me. None of them are nice at all!!! But he's one of the best friends a guy could ever have period. Oh he's still a worthless deabeat bastard, but I mean that in the nicest of ways. Is it May yet????
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posted January 20, 2006 06:42 AM
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DOH! That right there is some good ol' fashion front porch smacktalk! Is it May yet?
Example : In Harry's eyes everyone is either
a. A stupid motherfucker
b. A dumb bastard
c. A fuckin' faggot
He deals with all of the above by telling them to -
"Suck the snotty end of his fuckstick." LMFAO!!!!!
LMAO yeah that about sums Harry up nicely. Gotta love him though. Crazy bastard.
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posted January 20, 2006 06:47 AM
Yeah Chris, you got that right for sure. Harry is a crazy bastard!!!
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posted January 20, 2006 01:42 PM
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Besides, if there is any gulping sounds on my webcast it's from when freek comes over. I let all the winos from Court Square take turns at havin' their way with him. Usually they like to sodomize him and listen to him squeel , but sometimes they make him give up the head and he still has trouble gulpin' down multiple loads of "wino skeet". I'll give him an "A" for effort though.
at least i still squeel in pain rather than moan with pleasure like the host
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Ninjaman12R
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posted January 20, 2006 04:07 PM
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Besides, if there is any gulping sounds on my webcast it's from when freek comes over. I let all the winos from Court Square take turns at havin' their way with him. Usually they like to sodomize him and listen to him squeel , but sometimes they make him give up the head and he still has trouble gulpin' down multiple loads of "wino skeet". I'll give him an "A" for effort though.
at least i still squeel in pain rather than moan with pleasure like the host
fish doesn't moan freek, he howls like lassie.
Oh and thanks for admitting you let winos fuck you in the ass!!!
Nice........... 
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