Ninjaman12R
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posted December 22, 2005 06:47 AM
Is it me or has the "Smack-o-meter" needle been in the "Red" here lately???? 
I hope you guys do make it in May, Harry's appetite for man meat has skyrocketed this past year and he'd love a good floggin' from you guys. LMFAO!!!!!!!! 
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Otis
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posted December 22, 2005 07:04 AM
Nicely done Red, nicely done you Arkansas redneck queer.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted December 22, 2005 07:21 AM
Once again, the smack hath been layethed down.
Santa ain't bringin' you bastards nuthin' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You've been BAD.......
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Otis
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posted December 22, 2005 07:36 AM
Santa told me he got so sick and tired of your begging for the last 5 years for your "special gift" that he is going to bring it to you this year so you'll shut the fuck up about it Rick. Sorry to ruin your suprise.
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gunner
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posted December 22, 2005 07:57 AM
Otis I heard that NinjaFag had one of those that he had Hans make him out of Carbon that he bolts to his tank for those Long trips
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Ninjaman12R
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posted December 22, 2005 08:50 AM
Otis WTF are you posting a picture of your pacifier for??? 
As for you gummer,
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Otis
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posted December 22, 2005 08:56 AM
Well, just cause it's YOUR pacifier. LMAO
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Markday
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posted December 22, 2005 08:59 AM
Otis, i got your fucken scooter,What the hell are going to say when i come around you on the big end with that no motor motherfucker.I can hear you now, Rick, i was not on my A game, i thought we were just going to take it slow today.you Bitch.Dam Gummer the 14 or the 10 is alot better than what i have now. Hell even if I don't get a bike by then i can still stop for a few days and kill a couple cases of beers, that i can still do.
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gunner
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posted December 22, 2005 09:01 AM
Gummer????????? I'm not the one with the 12" carbon pacifier bolted to my tank! Blahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Otis
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posted December 22, 2005 09:16 AM
You just try it ya gay wanker. Step up the plate brother and buy youz a scooter. You know you want too.
GUMMER! STFU!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted December 22, 2005 09:18 AM
Mark, when you get your Razz scooter you have to park it 3 cabins over from the Smacknouse. That shit would seriously tarnish our image.
Otis, drop fuckin' dead you maggot.
Gummer, for you to even think up some crazy absurd shit like that lets me know you need professional help.
I hope santa shits in all of your stockings, and skeets in your coffee cup on the way out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted December 22, 2005 09:19 AM
Hey Mark..
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Gunner, do you know if my old 12 is still running around Knoxville or did she get sold to someone out of state? I'm starting to miss little red if you know what i mean.I should have never sold her to being with.What the fuck shit happens.
Didja notice there's an email link at the bottom of the description? Location says Knoxville.... http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4586412240&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1
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DaveInDaytona
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posted December 22, 2005 09:21 AM
Here Mark, I can bring this for you to ride
(But you'd still be faster than me)
Red, sleeping in a trailer and pissing outside.... how it that different from any other night ?
Jim can drive a hummer across a desert at night while getting shot at but can't make it to the mountains to drink beer at the retard rodeo. Figure that out. (jk)
Chris, it's disturbing that you actually knew where to find that picture to post, but not as disturbing to think that every one of those fingers Rick posted smells like Harry.
Flame on.
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gunner
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posted December 22, 2005 09:23 AM
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Ninjaman12R
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posted December 22, 2005 09:25 AM
Oh sheeeit, this may get ugly, and I'm not talking about Harry's face this time either,....or his ass.
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gunner
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posted December 22, 2005 09:27 AM
Scooter did you notice that auction is over 1 month old.
Mark I did ask Zack yesterday about your 12 and he wasn't sure if that same guys has it or not. He did say he was asking a huge amount of cash for it in the bargan mart recently. It was very clear that he aint got a clue what he has by the way he tries to describe it. Poser at best.
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Otis
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posted December 22, 2005 11:03 AM
LOL Dave. Yeah, Mark would look good at that little bike woudn't he? Red is the only one of the smackhouse crew that bared his ass for everyone to see (still have nightmares about that) so I wouldn't put anything past him and as for me, well Google is a wonderful thing.
I hope your circumstances will allow me to see you in May Dave, I really do.
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posted December 22, 2005 11:29 AM
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as for me, well Google is a wonderful thing.
Is that where you found GrannyTranny.com?
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Otis
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posted December 22, 2005 11:36 AM
No you sick bastard..... grannytranny? Only a pervert's mind could even think up a thing like grannytranny. You're a funny MF Sherm.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted December 22, 2005 11:39 AM
Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is that where you found GrannyTranny.com?
Fuckin' OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice to see the devistation continuing even in the midst of the holidays. 
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Markday
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posted December 22, 2005 11:49 AM
Dave i like it,that should to the job,Otis its game on. And by the way Merry Christmas bitch and happy new year you dam yankee.
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Otis
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posted December 22, 2005 12:35 PM
I'll take that game you North Caolina redneck. Don't even try to pass me either bitch or I'll kick you off that thing.
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redelk
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posted December 22, 2005 12:43 PM
Thanks a whole fuckin' lot you Florida fecal flicker!
Now Mark is going out and getting some pocket bike, yank the 50cc motor and stuff some kinda RC car engine in it. Just so he can stuff me before I even get out of the damn overlook parking lot.
Way to go, Spunky!
Mark, if your going, I just might have to quite my job to be there (the rest of those lip smacking losers can just go fuck off and dream of my heavenly moon).
I'll continue to get your beers for you as long a you promise to not say... "Your aren't using your brakes in the corner again, are you?" as I try to negotiate a 7,000 pound, 21' long truck in the middle of the night on the dark back roads of the Foothills detour.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted December 22, 2005 01:51 PM
sounds like Sherm is doing some serious sword swallowing here.....whats up with that Sherm? Harry finally break you down like a shotgun? Just cant take it any more eh.....poor guy.....
Sherm if I see that moon again ima take out my .40 cal and fill it full of holes....I am forever scarred because of you....and I was in front of you...cant imagine the guys that were behind us in the other car....would explain alot of what goes on around here I guess.....lol
for all you loser slow ass biatchessssss.......lol
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posted December 22, 2005 03:16 PM
HDL, you would have had to been there.
I'm sure that we blinded a US Park Ranger when we came around a sharp uphill sweaper and tagged him with about 500w worth of headlights. He damn near ran into a ditch.
All Mark could say was... "Don't slow down! Carry that corner speed on through, bitch!"
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