kawdawg
Novice Class
Posts: 85
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posted February 09, 2002 06:35 AM
Joke
What do you call a Pollock with a $500 hat???
The Pope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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zx12richard
Pro
The Green Monster..
Posts: 1133
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posted February 09, 2002 07:51 AM
Women Drivers!!!!!!!!
Driving in on the interstate this morning, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was half way over in my lane, still working on that dang
makeup!!!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion I was trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, and dropped my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!
DANG WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!
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TripodMeat
Expert Class
Posts: 125
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posted February 09, 2002 12:11 PM
Q: What does a Polish girl do after she sucks a cock???
A: Spits out the feathers!!! ( rim shot )
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TedG
Moderator
Posts: 8222
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posted February 09, 2002 09:18 PM
Q. Why do you pay a hooker??
A. To leave.
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Ted
2000 Green ZX12 sold
The fast color!!
Green 2005 ZX10R
2009 Concours Black ABS
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