harryzx-12
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posted February 05, 2002 06:29 PM
Ninjamans accident
Rick E, a farmer in Tennesse, decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking
company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Ninjaman.
"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
fine?'" asked the lawyer.Rick responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened.I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie (ZX-12) into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details,"thelawyerinterrupted, "just answer the question. Did you or did you not say 'I'm fine' at the scene of the
accident?"
Rick said, "Well, yes, but I had just got Bessie into
the trailer and I was driving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am
trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the
accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the
scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe
he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the
question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in
Ninjamans answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to
hear what he has to say about his favorite mule,
ZX-12 Bessie."
Rick thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, like I
was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite
ZX-12 mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the
highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the
stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I
was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into
the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to
move.
However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
"About that time a Highway Patrolman came on the
scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so
he went over to her. "After he looked at her he
took out his gun and shot her between the headlights.
"Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun
in his hand and looked at me and said, 'And, how are
you feeling?
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posted February 05, 2002 07:35 PM
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CrotchRocket
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posted February 05, 2002 08:55 PM
Harry...your killing me dude!!!
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Otis
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posted February 06, 2002 04:09 AM
Harry man don't do that without a warning man I freaked out when I was opening this thread thinking Rick was hurt.
It is funny after I realized that it was a joke.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted February 06, 2002 04:34 AM
Glad I'm Fine...........LOL
Harry you fuckin'locker room queen!!!!!!!
Where in the fuck do you come up with this crazy shit!!!
You know in real life I'd shoved that Glock up that Trooper's ass. Then he'd better prepare for some midevil style torture because ain't nobody gonna get by with shootin' Bessie!!!!! 
FUCKIN' COCKSUCKER !!!!!!
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What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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