Ninjaman12R
Needs a job
as a Deal's Gap tour guide.
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posted July 13, 2004 11:02 AM
Damned straight.....
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Harry left you in a smoldering heep on the middle of the floor, ass still smoking.....lmfao
My ass was smokin' alright, that high speed salad tossin' that Harry gave me was FOOKIN' HOT!!!!!!!!! That fucker has a bionic tongue. 
Too bad he doesn't have a bionic rectum though.  He shits himself quite frequently since there is nothing to stop it from just falling out of his ass. It's a gangly site to see that happen whilst standin' in line at Mickey D's.
He uses a litter box at home. 
I'm sure ol' Captain "ShitsHimself" will fire back but I don't care. He's just a worn out Florida Polesmoker that can't wear white underwear.
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matt sterbator
Pro
Hiding in the bushes
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posted July 13, 2004 11:17 AM
Oh man, this is quality entertainment right here !!!
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jonwright
Needs a job
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posted July 13, 2004 07:27 PM
Ohhh...shit!
Hey, if he was wearing a bull costume I'd suppose he really enjoys getting the balls twisted up and then shocked with a cattle prod.
Damn. That's some 'twisted' shit.
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