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posted July 10, 2004 09:52 PM
Hotdog eating contest on ESPN
I just finished watching the Nathan's hot dog eating contest that happened on the fourth of july. ESPN must be hurting for programming. Having said that, I couldn't change the channel. A 115-lb japanese kid won by eating 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes! Damn!!!
I just found a writeup on the ESPN website:
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/rovell/020704.html
The Japanese kid in the middle beat the big guy on the right by over 20 hot dogs. Man, I was ready to puke after scarfing down five of them at my buddie's picnic.
Freakin' insane.
  
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posted July 11, 2004 04:03 AM
I know a few people around here that would win that contest easily.
Namely, one HotDogLicker  
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posted July 11, 2004 04:26 AM
I got a hot dog for you to lick biatchhhhhh....and its cream filled biatchhhhh......lol
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posted July 11, 2004 07:10 AM
Too bad those hotdogs are only about 8" long. If they were longer I bet HDL could unhinge his jaw and get the whole length into his esophagus.
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I know a few people around here that would win that contest easily.
Namely, one HotDogLicker
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posted July 12, 2004 03:28 AM
NO fuckin' doubt....
Yeah Steve, I heard HDL can infact unhinge his jaw like a cobra can. That allows him to take the "Big Meat" without even scraping his teeth, which is more "humane" to his "prey". LMFAO!!!!!!
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posted July 12, 2004 03:49 AM
unlike your method of taking big meat right Rick...Just drop your drawers and bend over....... .....Biatchhhhhh
hey Rick is it true, I hear you dont even need lube either???? Just wondering if I need to bring a can of KY with me when I get to DGVIII for your ass biatchhhhhhh......
I already got the can of Corner Speed packed for your slow ass, and a can of STFU, for when Harry is pounding your ass we dont have to hear you yelling and moaning......it very annoying.........Biatchhhhhhhhh......lol
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posted July 12, 2004 04:33 AM
HDL, you should take lessons from this ho.....
http://www.themotorhead.com/ubb/uploads/00000039/deep_throat_bikini_girl.mpg
(she's my dream date....lol)
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posted July 12, 2004 04:41 AM
Must be that time of the month.....
Jim,
Take some of yer PMS medicine BIATCH.
You've obviously took one too many to the jaw this past weekend. I ain't bendin' over for nobody, unlike yourself. You're the only MF I know that has a pair of handlebars that velcro to your back. You're a real "Motorcycle Mama". Word is that you stand out in front of the gay bar and asking your "bros" if they wanna take you for a "spin". VVVVRRRRRooooooommmmmmmm 
Now shut your pie hole biatch, before I unleash the DogFucker on you.
HEEL STEVE!!!! DOWN BOY!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted July 12, 2004 05:04 AM
Jim has a special class of vagina.... known as the ManGina. A tougher, rugged version of the female vagina. The DuraMax Diesels of Vaginas... if you will.
"Professional Grade" .... if ya know what I mean....lol
Sit and spin on that ____________ Dick Licker.
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posted July 12, 2004 05:10 AM
ManGina LMFAO!!!!
Yeah, he's sportin' a fuckin' bomb shelter rated cunt!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!
Hey Jim,......Have a cup of STFU and a smile MF.
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posted July 12, 2004 05:17 AM
Im scared to see this sticker on it...
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posted July 12, 2004 05:22 AM
That's a friggin' classic Steve. Wonder when captain Man-ho will chime in???? Probably putting on an exhibition with a jackhammer about now!!!
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posted July 12, 2004 08:34 AM
using my can of STFU after those.....lmfao
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posted July 12, 2004 08:51 AM
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posted July 12, 2004 07:56 PM
HDL still holds the record for most hot dogs consumed rectally!
He's considering changing his screen name to HDUB= HotDogsUpButt
Oh yeah jim..... this birds for you!
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posted July 13, 2004 03:03 AM
and Harry still holds the record for being penetrated by the most dicks in a 24 hour period......317........he put in an hour of over time on his local strret corner that night...normally he only gets about 275..........
hey Harry....this is for you biatchhhhhhhhhh..........lol
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posted July 13, 2004 03:09 AM
8 Seconds,......yeah right............
Jim, Harry obviously hasn't told you about the time I took him to a prison rodeo.
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posted July 13, 2004 03:11 AM
no he hasnt...do tell.....................
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posted July 13, 2004 03:54 AM
Hahaha... that would be funny. HDL enters a hotdog contest..... then gets disqualified for hiding them in his rectum...
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posted July 13, 2004 04:10 AM
Smoke check below
quote by NijaRectalRodeoRider -Jim, Harry obviously hasn't told you about the time I took him to a prison rodeo.
Yeah rick, I was really suprised at how fast you could buck those big long dick prisoners off after they buried their roots in you ass there BroncoRicky!
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posted July 13, 2004 05:01 AM
hahahahahahha...you fukrs are stoopid....not you though Steve...you are just stupid....lmfao
hey Steve... for you TurboFuksEveryDogHeSees
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posted July 13, 2004 05:51 AM
My nigga is a goddamned BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you Harry!!! You were the stupid motherfucker that put on the bull suit with the asshole cut out. Gives a whole new meaning to "Beef Jerky" you fuckin' farm animal fag!!!
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posted July 13, 2004 06:19 AM
How ya like me now Biatch?
Ninjaman AKA RickTheRootRidingRectalRimJob champion of the tennesse turd burgulars ASSociation! .....oh yeah ,almost forgot....
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posted July 13, 2004 07:39 AM
SUMBIATCH.....
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How ya like me now Biatch?
I hated you before, I like you even less now motherfucker.
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posted July 13, 2004 10:01 AM
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How ya like me now Biatch?
Ninjaman AKA RickTheRootRidingRectalRimJob champion of the tennesse turd burgulars ASSociation! .....oh yeah ,almost forgot....
Rick ya just got owned.......Harry left you in a smoldering heep on the middle of the floor, ass still smoking.....lmfao
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