harryzx-12
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posted January 17, 2002 12:04 PM
TERRORIST THREAT IN THE SOUTH
TERRORIST THREAT IN THE SOUTH
The governors of Alabama, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia & Mississippi would like to announce that
they have made a disturbing discovery in the their
states. Apparently, a small number of terrorists became romantically involved with the locals.
The result was not pretty, and we now have the sad
task of reporting a new sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS.
So far, only a smattering of actual births has
been reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date, we have identified the following:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Betty Jean Hashbeen Badgirl
Cleavie Daba Hava Tampa
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung
from one couple:
Mohammed Who's-Ya-Daddy and Yo Mama Bin Lovin
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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways- Body thoroughly used up, totally worn out...Screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride !!!"
  
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