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posted May 11, 2004 09:28 AM
Is it me...
...or, why does it feel as if some people are so angry and snippy-n-shit??? Its not like its in the middle of winter and we've got cabin fever...its the begining of summer ferchrissakes and the weather's fine!!! Why aren't you out riding your new bike or your spring-fresh bike? Why all the 'arguments' on the board? Why all the old shit popping up? Why why why???
Why not instead go for a ride, take some pictures, and post it for all your friends here to see? Show us where you ride and tell us why you like to ride there.
Me?....I'm modding the hell out of 'something'...if it works out, I think you guys will like it 
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 11, 2004 09:35 AM
YEAH IT IS YOU, YOU GROUCHY BASTARD...
PIPE THE FUCK DOWN!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS CRYBABY SHIT!!!! WE ALL WANT TO FUCKIN' ARGUE AND FIGHT WITH NO INTERFERENCE FROM YOU!!!!
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jonwright
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posted May 11, 2004 09:42 AM
Yo.
Check it:
I think Wormy needs another spin on the ol' 12-R myself. 
Let the girls get their tampons in a wad. I kinda like cat fights.
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worm~hole
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posted May 11, 2004 10:15 AM
 Edited By: worm~hole on 11 May 2004 11:16
...ok..I need another round of Lifetime and Oxygen channel...you guys are so brutal...you've hurt my inner child...and whatever I'm inventing right now, you guys pay double....
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posted May 11, 2004 10:19 AM
Edited By: Otis on 11 May 2004 11:19
Lifetime and OXygen channel? Fuck worm you need a good ass kickin for even thinking of those channels. Dude step away from the tampax and midol.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 11, 2004 10:25 AM
Damn,...double????
Dude, I don't care if I have to pay triple. DO NOT WATCH LIFETIME or THE OXYGEN CHANNEL EVER AGAIN!!!! My wife kills me with that bullshit Lifetime. I always say the same thing if I come in and she's watching Lifetime, "What fine anti-male themed program are we watching today"? Bart said it best when he called it the "Lesbians In-training Network". Somewhere @ Lifetime there is a big Rug-Muncher Dyke Biatch that is calling the shots.
Personally, I don't understand why women need all the dramatics. They are bitchy enough to begin with, and far to complicated IMHO.
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zxfingyz
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posted May 11, 2004 10:28 AM
I guess that 10R makes for a more "sensitive" rider.
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worm~hole
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posted May 11, 2004 10:36 AM
Edited By: worm~hole on 11 May 2004 11:37
...you guys are funny...you made my inner child laugh and all is forgiven...HALF PRICE FOR EVERYBODY!!!!
...can I at least watch "This Old House"? and "The New Yankee Workshop"?
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Otis
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posted May 11, 2004 10:43 AM
Indeed you may. TOH is alright but watching Norm make some of the pieces he does is amazing. That fucker has more skill for making furniture in his finger than I do at all.
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worm~hole
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posted May 11, 2004 10:47 AM
...and all the freekin tools ever made since the stone age, the bastige!!!...
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frEEk
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posted May 11, 2004 10:57 AM
no, you may not watch the oxygen, lifetime, this old house, or new yankee. all you may watch is mXc. it is all that is needed to support life (well, that and some water). besure to stretch your laughing musclesbefore watching tho as you will injure urself otherwise. seriously, watching that show is like reading any of the smackhouse crew threads except more potent!
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jonwright
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posted May 11, 2004 11:17 AM
Turn off the TV and get laid.
Jeez.
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frEEk
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posted May 11, 2004 01:55 PM
you have much to learn jonwright: get laid WHILE watching TV. doggie style was invented for a reason ya know?
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jonwright
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posted May 11, 2004 06:36 PM
Yeah, would that explain the reason why the batteries in the remote don't work at your house?
"Honey, I just put new batteries in this thing....why isn't it working?"
{blushed face} "Hmmmm....I don't know......."
If you are going to do one thing, do it well.
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jonwright
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posted May 11, 2004 06:37 PM
Or maybe....
If you knew how to throw that D you wouldn't have to watch TV to stay interested?
I could go on.
Watching TV is just wrong, man, wrong.
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worm~hole
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posted May 11, 2004 07:56 PM
...I don't have TV...I only have you guys...but don't ever ever touch my ass or I'll kill you....
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frEEk
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posted May 11, 2004 08:35 PM
wormy, i take it you use "kill" in the way that shakespeare used "die" right?
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beansbaxter
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posted May 12, 2004 12:34 AM
dont worry wormy...i dont have a television either.
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jonwright
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posted May 12, 2004 06:38 AM
frEEk, that was pretty good.....I guess you actually paid attention in school, eh?
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posted May 12, 2004 06:51 AM
A call for civility followed by quotes from the Bard...
man, I can't narrow it down to one joke.
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posted May 12, 2004 09:57 AM
Edited By: worm~hole on 12 May 2004 10:58
quote:
wormy, i take it you use "kill" in the way that shakespeare used "die" right?
...uh huh...wait..wha?????
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jonwright
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posted May 12, 2004 01:30 PM
In the past orgasms were referred to as "little deaths"
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posted May 12, 2004 01:48 PM
Don't you know, they are on the rag?
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posted May 12, 2004 02:53 PM
Worm..... get out and write someone a ticket you old Molly!!!!! ...
(and no... Im not PUI.... posting under the influence...) 
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posted May 12, 2004 09:01 PM
Edited By: worm~hole on 12 May 2004 22:02
quote:
In the past orgasms were referred to as "little deaths"
...ahhh ha!...then I've gone and died a thousand million times by my own hand!...DOH!...did I just say that???
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