princesskiwi
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posted April 29, 2004 09:20 AM
I need some help!!!!
Fish_Antlers Birthday is this weekend.
YEAH.... I KNOW YOUR CARDS ARE IN THE MAIL.
Any body got any cool ideas on where to take the old guy?
I like to get him out of the house a couple of times a year....
  
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Otis
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posted April 29, 2004 10:05 AM
Hot Air Balloon ride for sure.
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zx12richard
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posted April 29, 2004 10:10 AM
Strip club.... Show a brutha a good time there...
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posted April 29, 2004 10:11 AM
steak and a blowjob
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 29, 2004 10:17 AM
What the.........
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Hot Air Balloon ride for sure.
I swear you crack me up. Did your parents have any children that lived. 
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Otis
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posted April 29, 2004 10:19 AM
You know you redneck bitch, the 1st thing that came to mind was to tell her strip club, but I thought out of respect for her being a girl and all that a more subdued idea would be more appropriate. Now fuck off and quit hijacking her thread. By the way, what idea did yo ucome up with Einstien? Go to the Ho Down?
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 29, 2004 10:21 AM
Pk,
Go get him drunk and then take advantage of him. 
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 29, 2004 10:25 AM
Look his fangs came out.....
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You know you redneck bitch, the 1st thing that came to mind was to tell her strip club, but I thought out of respect for her being a girl and all that a more subdued idea would be more appropriate. Now fuck off and quit hijacking her thread. By the way, what idea did yo ucome up with Einstien? Go to the Ho Down?
You know, you are a funny motherfucker WHEN you aren't meaning to be. Ho Down..... HE HE HE HE HE you silly biatch. Now calm down, if we need to continue the verbal assault go the the smacktalk thread.
Pk, I appologize for Otis' behavior. The strip club is an excellent idea BTW.
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DaveInDaytona
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posted April 29, 2004 12:49 PM
Track Day
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VincentHill
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posted April 29, 2004 01:12 PM
If you got the money or time, see about getting him into "School" like Pridmore's or Keith Code's (Except Code is not a fan of using the rear brake)
Even Bob Bondurant school of High performance driving? Maybe Richard Petty's "Be like Petty" where you take a Stock car and go to a road race course or the Speedways"
These are the things we all dream about but never really do!
Since he has a new ZX10, the Freddie Spencer ot Pridmore school may be better. SInce Spencer uses Los Vegas, that is a lot closer for a Canadian!
You could even give him an all expense weekend at the Infamaous Maxton Monster Mile with the Hotel of Holiday Inn Express. Plane fare and Hotel total with renta car (Only $5.00 to get in) maybe $500
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TurboBlew
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posted April 29, 2004 02:55 PM
 Edited By: TurboBlew on 29 Apr 2004 15:55
How about a blowjob from Keith Code and a steak from Ruth Chris' after a track day.... after you charter a hot air balloon from the strip club ...lol
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jonwright
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posted April 29, 2004 08:15 PM
Charter a track day at the strip club? Corner workers.....mmmmmm....
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fish_antlers
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posted April 29, 2004 09:32 PM
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steak and a blowjob
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What business is it of yours where I'm from, Friendo?
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worm~hole
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posted April 30, 2004 12:55 AM
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posted April 30, 2004 04:50 AM
Edited By: entropy on 30 Apr 2004 05:51
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How about a blowjob from Keith Code and a steak from Ruth Chris' after a track day.... after you charter a hot air balloon from the strip club ...lol
FUCK!!! I spewed coffee all over my damn keyboard
you are one funny MF, TB!!!!
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