Ninjaman12R
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posted April 26, 2004 08:37 AM
Smacktalk 101, School is in session and you motherfuckers are LATE!!!!!
Since DGVII is upon us and I know the smacktalk will be ever present at all times. I figured I start this thread so everyone could sharpen up their game. Bart you said you were out of practice. (at talking smack, not snackin' on dick  ) So I expect you to take advantage brother.
I expect the usual suspects to appear one by one. 
This could be interesting.
  
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posted April 26, 2004 08:59 AM
Did somebody hear a muffling sound coming from inside my underwear near my nutsack? Oh hell ,it's just rick again getting his daily ration of nutsack salt!
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posted April 26, 2004 09:29 AM
wasn't me bloatboy....................
It was probably your stank-ass purging out some sailors load he deposited last night. Funky bastard..........
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posted April 26, 2004 09:51 AM
Rick STFU and go back to licking your cockknob lolipop fortified with Harry's manjuice.
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posted April 26, 2004 09:57 AM
Get off Harry's dick Otis, he can't satisfy you with that limp nub anyhow. You need a well endowed donkey to satisfy your cravings. Your shit chute is SO bored out I'm gonna rename your bitch ass.
I HEARBY DUB YOU, THE "MEAT LOCKER". :FINGER
Now step to the curb fuckstick, and bow your head in shame you stupid bastard.
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posted April 26, 2004 10:44 AM
Rick, remember when you said that the last time you were fucking Otis he asked for another finger? You had to tell him it was yer dick and you had four fingers in there anyway.
Damn. I just about threw up. Why do you have to tell me such things?
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posted April 26, 2004 10:52 AM
DUDE! You are making ME want to puke STOP IT!!!
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posted April 26, 2004 10:58 AM
WTF...
This going to be bad.
Bart
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posted April 26, 2004 11:31 AM
for some....
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WTF...
This going to be bad.
Bart
Bad for some, worse for others. Which catagory are you in Bart???? 
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jonwright
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posted April 26, 2004 11:49 AM
The fingering or fingered?
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posted April 26, 2004 12:09 PM
Stay tuned and find out Jon.
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posted April 26, 2004 12:26 PM
Rick,
I think I am going to have to side with the worse for others, I would hate to see things change after so many trips.
barto
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posted April 26, 2004 12:29 PM
I hear ya......
I hear ya Barty Boy. Ya ready yet????
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posted April 26, 2004 12:40 PM
Not yet, I'm picking up the 10 on weds. hope to have some miles on it before the trip.
Bart
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posted April 26, 2004 04:39 PM
OK you funky knobslobbing, furmunda cheese eating, nutsack licking, cornhole eating biatchess....all of you sorry S.O.B.'s need to sit back and shut the fuck up. You all sound like a bunch of school age little pink tutu wearing sissy girls.
I cant believe that you all need to take this class....ya need some schooling, but the schooling ya need to get is Corner Speed 101, not smack talking. So I say bring it on pussy boys.....lets see what ya got.....and for all you queer wannabe's I aint talking about those teeny vienna sausages you call dicks.....Biatchhhhhhs
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posted April 26, 2004 09:10 PM
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and for all you queer wannabe's I aint talking about those teeny vienna sausages you call dicks
Hmmmm...that's funny. You remarked to Otis about how it was nice that his dick was so small that it gave your mouth a break.
But again, you said it with a mouthfull of dick.
Swallow, THEN talk.
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posted April 27, 2004 03:23 AM
The man is on FIRE!!!!!!!!! LOL!!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted April 27, 2004 05:19 AM
only swalowing to be done is you Jon, someone took a big healty dump in your mouth and the shit is spewing everywhere.....close your mouth there JR. Aint nobody here wants to see that ...that just plain ole nasty biatch.......lmfao....
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posted April 27, 2004 07:58 AM
*sigh*
Dear Harry's Butt Lord:
Is that the best you can do? That's just a shame.
Tell ya what, that was SO bad, I'll give ya another shot.
Go ahead....
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posted April 27, 2004 09:53 AM
Slow riding homos
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2004 10:45 AM
The Academy Award goes to.....
quote:
Slow riding homos
C'mon Chris, this is sad dude. 
Lemme guess, another late night walking Hailey?
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted April 27, 2004 11:19 AM
I dont know, I thought it was kind of original, aint anyone brought up the takeing a dump in your mouth yet.....not really a mental pic I wanted but hey, too late now, I will be scared for life....
Lets see here, ok Jonaintwright.......yer gay.....that better.....lmfao
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posted April 27, 2004 11:30 AM
What a fuckin' "Gong Show" this is turnin' into. 
NEXT......
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jonwright
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posted April 27, 2004 02:06 PM
Damn, Rick. Yer Chuck Barris or some shit.
Yeah - this is getting kinda bad. I'm done.
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posted April 27, 2004 03:16 PM
yep done with that one too, I am going riding,.......
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