Ninjaman12R
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posted April 26, 2004 05:26 AM
ghetto glove company.....
You cheap bastard!!! You dyed your gloves.  Did you dye your hair too??? Friggin' Suzy Home Maker BIATCH!!!!!!!!! 
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Otis
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posted April 26, 2004 05:52 AM
Fuck you ya fuckstick. What the fuck's with the Suzi Home Maker you cocksmokin' redneck buttpirate. Don't get snippy with me or I'll tell all the boys about when you called me all excited about dying your pubic hair pink in a effort to please Harry. FUCKSTICK!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 26, 2004 05:57 AM
Is that all you've got?!?!?!? Surely you can do better Otis, c'mon give it one more try. 
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Otis
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posted April 26, 2004 07:01 AM
Come on dude, give me a break, I slept all of 2 hours last night with the girls being up. It sucks cause Emma wakes up wanting to eat then starts crying and then she wakes up Alli and then it's fucking cryfest 2004.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 26, 2004 07:09 AM
Blame game....
Now it's your kids' fault!!! I oughta beat your fuckin' ass via satelite for some shit like that!!!!
You better not be out walkin' the dog this week is all I'm gonna say Jr.
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Otis
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posted April 26, 2004 07:21 AM
LOL, Oh, I'll be walking the dog, she needs the exercise. Bitch!
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ballisticzx12r
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posted April 26, 2004 07:29 AM
No Fucking Question It's On!!!
There is no doubt the Redneck 500 is on at the go carts. Harry and Mark should bring there helmuts.
Barto
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Otis
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posted April 26, 2004 08:01 AM
Redneck 500 LMAO!!!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 26, 2004 08:18 AM
Why don't........
Bart,
Why don't you and Chris have a match race against each other. We'll call it the "Dumb Fuck" 125. No way you two could do a "500", you'd get lost!!! 
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Otis
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posted April 26, 2004 08:31 AM
How could we get lost in the Redneck 500?
Turn left at the Sheep Whorehouse, right at the Banjo Factory, left at the Chewin' Tobacco outlet store, left at House Shoes Unlimited, straight past Darla's Grit Inn, right at Attorney Jimbob "I'll help you divorce your sister" Jones office and then do another lap. ROFLMAO
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posted April 26, 2004 08:56 AM
Fuck you Barto
quote by ballisticdickbobberzx-12-There is no doubt the Redneck 500 is on at the go carts. Harry and Mark should bring there helmuts.
Barto
Why? You never make any of your bus station customers wear helmets? Ya chi-town turkeybaconeatindicklickinasswipe!
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posted April 26, 2004 10:48 AM
The problme here, Jim....
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What if I bit them off and shoved them up his own ass, whould he still want them reattached? * Just a few things to think about big man before you ever think about getting your nuts anywhere near my mouth....it might be the last time you ever see them again,....
The problem here, Jim, is that you're still thinking of Harry's dick in yer mouth.
Damn, what a fag.
Harry's Dong Licker. Yup - that's yer nickname Ball Boy.
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posted April 26, 2004 10:50 AM
quote:
Why? You never make any of your bus station customers wear helmets? Ya chi-town turkeybaconeatindicklickinasswipe!
Bart has to wear a HANS device to prevent neck injuries from Penis Diving.
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted April 26, 2004 05:18 PM
Dam Jon, who put a nickle in you and asked for change?.... Look here ya skinny little knobslobbing, taint licking, fumunda cheese eating, Arkansas tutu wearing fuk stick, ya better find you a can of "Act right " there JR. now sit back, shut up, and let the big boys have a conversation there biatchhhhhh.....lmfao
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jonwright
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posted April 26, 2004 09:07 PM
Yeah - except you like to try to have conversations with Harry's dick in yer mouth.
That's just rude, man.
Swallow, THEN you can talk.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2004 03:12 AM
Fuckin' Saints
What a bunch of Saints we have here on the board. No foul language, no threats, no talk of lewd acts. A model community I guess.
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Otis
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posted April 27, 2004 03:20 AM
Yeah, model of indecency.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2004 03:25 AM
DOH!
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted April 27, 2004 05:17 AM
we are the perfect civilization......lmfao....NOT ! ! ! ! !
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posted April 27, 2004 08:05 AM
We set a great example for children all over the world.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2004 08:11 AM
I hope.......
I hope they know we strive to continually set the bar even higher in our quest for the perfect society.
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Otis
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posted April 27, 2004 09:53 AM
Fuckers
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2004 10:48 AM
and yet another.....
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Fuckers
Pulling out all the stops today eh Christopher?
Retread...............
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Hells Dark Lord
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posted April 27, 2004 11:11 AM
you know, actually as far as models of citizenship, young people could do a whole lot worse than us......I mena we pay our bills have fun, dont take life to seriously, Ride motorcycles, albiet a bit fast at times, if speeding is the worst thing that was taught in this society, we would all be better off right. I mean we have a very diverse political, ethnical, and religious backgrounds, and we are all brought here by one thing, a dam motorcycle. I dont know about you, but I never thought about carrying a gun to school, or thought I had a need to. My dad wouild have beat me with in inches of my life for something as stupid as that....
This is a place where our differences dont matter, it dont mean shit if you are white, asian, black, Jewish, Catholic, or gay(Turbodogfukr). We all get along and pass on to each other expiences and knowledge. Maybe society aught to look at this board for some examples....
As long as they dont see Harry and Jon over there in the corner....I didnt think Jon could bend like that......dayummmmmmm....lmfao....gotch Biatchessssss.......lmfao
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Ninjaman12R
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posted April 27, 2004 12:03 PM
silly fucker.....
Yeah, I guess if you omit the gay shit, (sorry Bart, Harry, TurboDogFucker,dick_antlers,freek,Otis & Jon) we've got a pretty good community here.
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