Ninjaman12R
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posted March 04, 2004 07:01 AM
Poll Question:
In the theme of Polls, Poll: Do you sinners smoke the "Devil's Weed"?
Be honest you fuckin' heads, and YOU know who you are!!! 
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Poll Results:
 14 votes (50%)
NO!!! I'd never do that in a million years!!!
2 votes (7%)
YES!!!! I've got the zig-zag man tatooed on my ass!!!
6 votes (21%)
Occasionally at parties or on the back nine at the Municipal Course.
2 votes (7%)
Smoke it!!!! Hell I GROW it.
4 votes (14%)
Define the Devil's Weed?
  
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Otis
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posted March 04, 2004 07:48 AM
That's my answer and I'm sticking to it!
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 04, 2004 07:56 AM
Aha!!!!!!!!
quote:
That's my answer and I'm sticking to it!
So that was your empty 1.5 pack over on 18 the other day!!! Thought so you sumbiatch............
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beansbaxter
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posted March 04, 2004 08:25 AM
Nope. Never have. Never will. No desire.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 04, 2004 08:44 AM
Me neither
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Nope. Never have. Never will. No desire.
Same here,....I honestly don't see the fascination with the stuff. It's illegal, stinks like a skunks ass, and tends to make women horny. Well scratch the last part I guess. I still have my "Just Say No" button from back in the day.
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posted March 04, 2004 08:46 AM
How about devil's advocate for the devil's weed? Anyone ever think that we're missing out on a great revenue enhancement for the local governments? I say legalize it and tax the shit out of it.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 04, 2004 09:00 AM
Interesting viewpoint............cough........
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posted March 04, 2004 08:37 PM
To me, the "NO!!! I'd never do that in a million years!!!" sounds like a sarcastic statement that really means, "Yes!!! I am actually doing that right at this moment!!!"
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 05, 2004 04:36 AM
could be
Ya know Bagster, I think you're right. Hmmmm.....
For the two people that voted "Define the Devil's Weed"
The Devil's Weed is marijuana, pot, sticky icky icky, green shit, bud, herb, doobage, etc.
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posted March 05, 2004 04:51 AM
Puff puff give.........
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posted March 05, 2004 04:57 AM
never have had a desire to do it. I passed o nit as a kid partying with my friends. Now being in the Army I cant be around it even because of random drug checks....But hell I have never even smoked a cigerette....gues I am just a prude......but I will dam sure drink a beer, or drink a shot .... 
(a shot of alcohol for all you sic fukrs out there)
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posted March 05, 2004 06:27 AM
That's right.....
quote:
Puff puff give.........
Whatever you do, don't fuck up the rotation!!!!
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posted March 05, 2004 08:20 AM
Puff puff don't pass... seems to be the "crackhead" motto
Fuck that drug shit... Im already mentality unbalanced.
Harry likes to "smoke polls" ...since the Surgeon General has not issued a RDA warning or recommendation on the issue. Harry like to take matters into his own hands (or mouth for that matter) 
HDL... you're a prude? Thats not the story Harry tells...lol
What about Wacky Tabacky?
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posted March 05, 2004 09:33 AM
never so much as tried a puff of anything in my life, but given where i live, i probably get more off second hand smoke than most get by smokin themselves. i swear i'm damn near the only young male in town who dont smoke cronic. kinda the same take as u mentioned HDL. dont really have much against it, just never felt the need. plus the whole "Im already mentality unbalanced" factor TB mentions applies too
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posted March 05, 2004 11:27 AM
quote:
quote:
Puff puff give.........
Whatever you do, don't fuck up the rotation!!!!
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But Brain... Where are we going to get enough Caramel and a Cherry big enough to cover the Alps?
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 05, 2004 11:36 AM
ynot,
freek, I hear smokin' the chronic is rather pleasant. Your skinny ass could benefit from one of the side effects most commonly known as "The Munchies". 
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posted March 05, 2004 11:58 AM
What do you call the benefit Harry has? 1/3 of his caloric intake is man mayo.
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.... could benefit from one of the side effects most commonly known as "The Munchies".
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posted March 05, 2004 12:38 PM
I think it's....
I think it's called suckalotofdickotosis, commonly found in Lake City males that have a backgound in Aircraft repair.
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posted March 05, 2004 01:23 PM
quote:
How about devil's advocate for the devil's weed? Anyone ever think that we're missing out on a great revenue enhancement for the local governments? I say legalize it and tax the shit out of it.
Right on brother!
cough, cough
Now pass it to the left!
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posted March 05, 2004 08:24 PM
I started hearing voices from the spirit world and now I can't remember.Crushed ice in a bong
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mattie_k
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posted March 05, 2004 09:36 PM
45% negative to 55% positive, hmmm.......
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posted March 06, 2004 03:17 AM
To the dyersburg douche bag
quote by Ninja buttplug-I think it's called suckalotofdickotosis, commonly found in dyersburg,tenn males that have a backgound in licking sausages.
I work on acft so I don't smoke when I'm employed in this profession.I would be smoking if not subject to random urinalaysis but I'm not losing my job cause I lit one up.I wish tey would legalize it though.
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posted March 06, 2004 04:15 AM
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posted March 06, 2004 06:50 AM
I liied!
I used to smoke and it killed my lungs.. Now at the age of 55 I sit here with an oxygen line in my nose.. I can still ride my 12R and do but I have to be really careful not to get in a situation where I have to exert myself.. I don't miss getting high at all. I wish I never had. I started at the age of 21 in Vietnam if you want to hear my excuse. There is an old saying that I should have heeded. You smoke, you choke, you croak... Put the cigarettes and weed down and go cold turkey.. If you can't, wean yourself off with the patch or something like skoal bandits.. This is truth and if I persuade only one person to quit, then I have down a fantastic thing. Ride on Brothers and Sisters..
Mr Bill
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Ninjaman12R
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posted March 06, 2004 07:18 AM
Bill,
Touching post for sure. It probably wasn't easy for you to post that.I have a lot of respect for you, and admire your courage. I am currently working on helping my wife to put the cigarettes down. I layed them down last July and have never looked back. This is her second attempt since last September. It is amazing to me at how a cigarette can control someone. They had me at one time I admit, but I made up my mind to stop cold turkey. My wife said I made it look easy. It wasn't easy at first but I knew I needed it. Going to the gym 3 to 4 times a week will let you know just how much the beloved cigs are killing you. That actually made it easier. I could tell it was helping me in the gym, especially when running on the treadmill. My wife is having a much harder time than I ever did. But I am trying to help her continue through the rough spots.
I've made several changes to my lifestyle in the past couple years. All of them geared towards a better quality of life, which is simply a healthier life. I've quit smoking cigarettes, quit dipping skoal,lost 60 pounds, and became a member of the YMCA. I work out 3 to 4 times a week and try to eat a healthy diet. But I still have a couple things that I do from time to time that don't follow that trend. I am going in the right direction though, and nobody has had to push me. It has all been my call 100%, and I am very proud of the changes I've made.
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