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posted December 27, 2001 01:30 AM
You know I'm right!
1. Most ZX-12R riders are big fat bastards.
2. Most ZX-12R riders couldn't go round bends to save their lives.
3. Most ZX-12R riders are menapausal.
4. Most ZX-12R riders have too much money.
5. Most ZX-12R riders have guns and wear glasses.
6. Most ZX-12R riders think their asses don't look big on ZX-12's
7. Most ZX-12r riders own cars.
8. Most ZX-12r riders have big houses with snow outside.
9. Most ZX-12r riders own at least one computer.(and scanners)
10. At least one in ten thinks he/she knows fuckin' everything.
11. At least one in ten think he/she is a philosopher.
12. At least one in ten is a patronising bastard.
13. and at least one hasn't anything better to do than talk shite.
We're human really.
  
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posted December 27, 2001 05:11 AM
we need a negative star rating system
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posted December 27, 2001 06:54 AM
Macnas, post your phone # so I can call you when I give a flying fuck what you think ok?
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posted December 27, 2001 07:16 AM
How do I rate? Let's see...
1. Most ZX-12R riders are big fat bastards.
At 5'9", I'd hardly quailify as big, but at 210 pounds.. I'll take the "fat" part. I'm pretty sure my parents were married by the time that concieved me. I was their forth and last child. Probably why the stopped having children. Hell, probably stopped having sex!
2. Most ZX-12R riders couldn't go round bends to save their lives.
In my case, probably true. That's why my CMRA racing license still has me in the "novice" class. BTW, I rode my 12R for the school and to quailify for that license. Even after riding close to 100K miles, in the past 4 1/2 years, of Arkansas twisties... I'm still slow. The nice part about that is... I'm still ALIVE too!
3. Most ZX-12R riders are menapausal.
Don't think so. Doesn't one have to, at one time or another, "menstrate", before one can be menapausal? I can't rember the last time I even was "spotting". If it was a reference to age, even at 43, I figure that it would be at least a more few years before "the change". "Maturity"? Yeah... whatever!
4. Most ZX-12R riders have too much money.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ROTFLMFAO! Obviously, you have NOT seen MY credit report! Hell, I only got a $2K limit on my VISA card! I have NO income... just "out go"!
5. Most ZX-12R riders have guns and wear glasses.
Yep... and pretty damn good shots too!
6. Most ZX-12R riders think their asses don't look big on ZX-12's
You must not have seen the picture posted of me at the Gap. Not only do I know that my ass looks big on a 12R... SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE HERE!
7. Most ZX-12r riders own cars.
I haven't owned ANY TYPE of 4 wheeled vehicle since 1986. When not riding, I drive a 10 year old company pick-up.
8. Most ZX-12r riders have big houses with snow outside.
Only if 1600 sq. ft. counts as big. Snow in Arkansas? Ice, maybe, but not snow. Anyway, I quit doin' cocaine over 5 years ago (and I'd NEVER leave it "outside").
9. Most ZX-12r riders own at least one computer.(and scanners)
Only if a 100 MHz laptop counts (no scanner). I wouldn't even try to log onto the internet with that thing. I'm currently using the computer of my daughter's boyfriend, but I usually post from work. The laptop is great for adjusting the PCIII, though.
10. At least one in ten thinks he/she knows fuckin' everything.
Yeah, I know. It really pisses off those of us who REALLY DO know fuckin' everything!
11. At least one in ten think he/she is a philosopher.
Aren't those guys dead or something?
12. At least one in ten is a patronising bastard.
It's "patronizing".
13. and at least one hasn't anything better to do than talk shite.
I'm not a muslem and I don't even speak arabic.
We're human really.
Obviously, you have NEVER spoken with my ex-wife or ANY of my ex-girlfriends!
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posted December 27, 2001 07:21 AM
Does that mean...
I get the joke?
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posted December 27, 2001 08:05 AM
14. Don't know when to quit.
LOL! But that should've been obvious after # 5.
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posted December 27, 2001 08:09 AM
LMFOL!! Redelk you da man!!
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posted December 27, 2001 08:55 AM
Yeah Right
UM.....
10. At least one in ten thinks he/she knows fuckin' everything.
I would say... people that make lists about people they have NEVER EVEN MET are the ones that think they know everything.
13. and at least one hasn't anything better to do than talk shite.
KNOCK KNOCK..... Kettle... this is pot... Your Black!
Friggin Drunk-Assed Mick.... what do you ride?
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macnas
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posted December 27, 2001 10:28 AM
 Edited By: macnas on 27 Dec 2001 10:29
Friggin Drunk-Assed Mick.... what do you ride?
I ride a 2000 ZX-12R and I have a big fat ass.
I think you may be hanging around with too many British squaddies. My gut is twisting with this racist fuckpig comment. This is the kind of shit that we have put up with for centuries but not from Americans. I can't believe they let a moron like you fly helicopters. Take a look at the names of the Firefighters and Policemen who died on 9/11 and tell me that they're 'Drunk-Assed Mick's' ya piece of shit. You obviously don't know who Philip Henry Sheridan is!.
I am fucking sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted December 27, 2001 10:48 AM
COOL!
It looks like I DID get it!
I guess it's because I'm a McCOY (not of the bogus "Hatfields and McCoys", either) with red hair too boot!
Sláinte go saol agat,
Bean ar do mhian agat.
Leanbh gach blian agat,
is solas na bhflaitheas tareis antsail seo agat.
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posted December 27, 2001 10:50 AM
Edited By: redelk on 27 Dec 2001 10:50
Oh yeah....
Fad saol agat, gob fliuch, agus bas in Eirinn.
Yeah... I gave it 4 stars!
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macnas
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posted December 27, 2001 10:53 AM
Ni dheanfaidh an saol capall rais d'asal.
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posted December 27, 2001 11:15 AM
Thanks for sending me your phone # macnas, now I wouldn't get my hopes up about getting a call from me anytime in this century.
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posted December 27, 2001 11:59 AM
Fat? Menapausal? Too much money?...
macnas...Remember, you can't judge everybody by your own standards.
I agree with "at least one hasn't anything better to do than talk shite".  -ZXtra
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posted December 27, 2001 12:02 PM
What kinda Dick Head says "they have too much money" that is some stupid shit!!! I don't think anyone here has too much money!! Far as my as looking fat on my bike I don't have time to look at my ass when I'm on it. I hope your gay ass isn't looking either. Fat? no Bastard? no 6'4 240 lbs, yes. Mean as a cobra? yes. Talk a lot of shit? yes. Put a size 14 Timberland in your ass? Oh Hell yeah!!! Basicly your a little off on your 12 owner study next time quit fingering yourself and use one han to write and the other to scratch your head. And yes I have many guns and I am a shooter. "Feelin lucky punk?!"
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posted December 27, 2001 12:53 PM
Edited By: marlon1 on 27 Dec 2001 12:54
ok macnas, you covered all the good things about us 12r riders, anything bad you like to say???????????
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posted December 27, 2001 01:05 PM
Edited By: redelk on 27 Dec 2001 13:45
Oh come on guys!
It a J-O-K-E! You know... "HUMOR"!
Sure, almost EVERY LINE could be insulting. Maybe I put the importance on the wrong words. Maybe I should have said... ALMOST every line. Does the very last line mean anything? Has he not clarified that he not only owns a 12R, BUT that he's a "fat bastard" as well?
So like I said... Sure, almost EVERY LINE could be insulting. The thing is, there is quite a bit of truth in everyone of them. EVERY ONE! That's were the humor can be found. I'm I rallying to macnas' side? No. He doesn't need any form of support from me. My relpies to each was just to illustrate that I DID see the humor in each one. I just "fed" of what humor was already there.
I didn't even realize that he wasn't from the US (even with his dry humor) until another post made me curious. I find it almost funny that Ninjaman can question Harry's sexuality (and vice versa) while hardly raising an eyebrow, yet when someone else share a tad of their humor, everybody gets all "pissy".
Chill, folks.
My Irish brother (even though I'm more of a Highlander) was just trying to give us a chuckle. Maybe some here need to pay a visit to Visordown.com and try to post there. It's tough, I assure you (mostly due to the Brits). Still, for all the "names" they called me, I was accepted by the majority of those there. Why? Beacuse though their sense of humor was radically different then mine, I still was able to recognize it as humor.
How many here have been in a Irish pub? I have not, but I have no problem imagining what the very best of friends would be calling each other. Here in the US, such language would result in a bar fight (and likely a death). There, it'd just determine who's buying the next round.
When compared to dragstrip trash talk, macnas' post was rather tame. So, guys, what's the deal here? Chill. Slam down a few Black & Tans and order some french fries. And to my brother, macnas (not in Gaelic)...
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk... they're sober. --William Butler Yeats
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posted December 27, 2001 01:41 PM
I get it!
I actually got a laugh from the original post about the stereotypes for a 12R rider. The problem is Macnas.... we don't quite know you yet.... You notice I had to ask what you ride? We have had some flamers come on here fishing to start flame wars.. etc... I am certainly not a racist.... Just throwing a stereotype back at a stereotype. Get it? The bottom line is.... sarcasm is a great and funny thing... but if people can't tell your being sarcastic...
things can get ugly. Anyways.... can't we all just get along???
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posted December 27, 2001 01:52 PM
quote:
I can't believe they let a moron like you fly helicopters.
Me either!
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macnas
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posted December 27, 2001 04:46 PM
This is a tough audience, shit or get off the pot kinda stuff!.
Kawrider, point taken!
Red, I think it's my round!
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posted December 27, 2001 05:16 PM
RedElk said:
"6. Most ZX-12R riders think their asses don't look big on ZX-12's
You must not have seen the picture posted of me at the Gap. Not only do I know that my ass looks big on a 12R... SO DOES EVERYBODY ELSE HERE! "
I'm not riding in front of you anymore Red, and stop looking at my ass you freak.
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redelk
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posted December 27, 2001 07:24 PM
Sorry, you have no choice, Dave.
Being the slowest rider on the site, EVERYBODY rides in FRONT of me! Of course, no one has to worry about me looking at their asses (except for ZX12 Girl). Everybody is usually out of my sight by the first 1/4 mile (including ZX12 Girl).
BTW - exactly WHO was it that posted the pic, as well as submitted it for the Gap CD, of my ass perched atop my trusty steed(aka Red Elk's "best side")? It wasn't YOU, was it?
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posted December 27, 2001 07:49 PM
Actually, I'm the slowest rider on here, but I agree with everything he said EXCEPT...the too much money part. There is no such thing as TOO much money! 
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DaveInDaytona
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posted December 27, 2001 07:54 PM
Not me Red
I don't have a Gap CD. I think that was Gap 1 and I missed that trip.
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posted December 28, 2001 11:17 AM
macnas
Well, you nailed me for 7 out of 13....
#5, #6, #7, #8(just the snow),#9 (Computers w/scanners=2, Laptop=1), #12(patronising only) and #13.
What's that - about a 54%...
Damn, I guess I am not the Average ZX12R Rider!!!!! 
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