posted January 03, 2004 04:31 AM
Edited By: fish_antlers on 3 Jan 2004 09:56
It's 4am... I just woke up... had the most bizarre dream... It's 4am... I just woke up and I had to write this down because I'm starting to forget it already....
.... so I'm back in my mother's apartment kitchen where I grew up.... it's really early and I am getting ready to go somewhere... I go in the kitchen and open the fridge... she's left me lots of food, prepared and saran wrapped on plates. All I have to do is take out the food and heat it up for myself.
There's plate of sunny-side up eggs. There's a plate of schnitzel. (made from pork) There's also a plate of bacon strips. I get a clean plate from the cupboard. I put down the clean one on the countertop and reach in the fridge and get a piece of schnitzel and put it on the plate... Then I reach in and take a piece of bacon and put it on the plate as well.
The bacon repels the schnitzel like north/south poles of a magnet! The schnitzel shoots it right off the plate! "Damn", I say as I grab the schnitzel from the countertop and jamb it back onto the plate. I reach in the fridge and inside it I hold up a piece of bacon to the plate of schnitzel. They move away from the bacon.
The first bacon has crumbled so I grab another from the fridge and try again. Same thing! I am now in a hurry and I dont have time to mess around with this bacon and schnitzel fighting each other, so I grab the schnitzel and hold it DOWN on top of the bacon with all my strength.. I have it trapped... Now.. .not letting it escape.. I reach out with my other hand and grab some toothpicks. I take one and I accordian the bacon to the schnitzel.
"There", and I stand back.. letting go of the schnitzel/ bacon combo.... well.. the second I let go the damn thing shoots off the plate right to the counter back splash, does a 90 degree corner and dashes straight up along the wall and hides behind the cupboard! (You know how between some upper cabinets and the wall there is like a 3/4" gap... just big enough to fit a schnitzel scewered bacon.)
"Crap!" ... I reach up there and just pull the thing down... next thing I know it takes off and scurries up and behind the short hard to get to cabinet that is up above the fridge (in the same gap behind it).
I get up on a stool and reach above the fridge cabinet with a thin plate trying to get the schnitzel bacon out from behind the cabinet, but I cant get it....
I give up... and I'm running out of time.. .I reach in the fridge, cautiously grab another schnitzel, (as they had all repelled bacon before)... I grab a bacon. I hold the two up to each other.... no repelling. Totally normal. They just dangle there.
Suddenly the alarm clock goes off.
I ran downstairs just now and had to type this in before I forgot.
posted January 03, 2004 05:10 AM
All we have to do is figure out who that schnitzel represents and who he/she is repelling.
I'm thinking that maybe that schnitzel is Harry.
And the bacon represents everyone on this site.
posted January 03, 2004 05:56 AM
Wow that is strange... i have weird dreams also sometimes. I should write them down for sure... see the schnitzal did not want to be a bacon schnitzal, he wanted to be a weiner schnitzal! LOL...
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posted January 03, 2004 06:07 AM
sounds like fish has some traumatic suppressed emotial stuff going on....like maybe he is trying to come out of the closet!!!!!!!.....lol
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posted January 03, 2004 07:36 AM
Edited By: Dino on 3 Jan 2004 09:47
I was gonna' say .....two words------SEEK HELP , but I think you got it right swft ____________
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