1badzx12r
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posted March 10, 2013 06:35 AM
How to wax your zx14
First you needs to go to Walmart. When there greet the greeter at the door and proceed to the car beauty section on isle 10 . (for the really stupid "ME") ask your friendly Walmart Representative to guide you to the wax .. OK now take your pick from the 500 different brands of waxes all the wax's do the same thing. While there get some micro fiber rags too and a 12 pack of your favorite tasty beverage . Now as your heading out the door look at the bulletin board in the help wanted section and grab a name .( skip this part if you only have 10.00 in your pocket). Now once home pull the bike out and head over to the local car wash . As approaching the car wash size up who you want to part behind . (i like the soccer moms ) . Now park and watch mom wash her car . When she's done and gone pull the bike into the stall and repeat what soccer mom did to her car . Now bike all clean head home and dry it with a electric leaf blower . Remember the name YOU PICKED from the BB. NOW. Call Jose i prefer to call the Maria's and tell them you have a job for them . Once they show -up get their SS number for tax purposes and ask if they have insurance . Then tell them if they do a good job you may have more work in the future . OK now hand them the wax and the micro fiber rags and tell them to hold on for a minute . Get your tasty beverages and a recliner out and a gopro . Now tell them to start waxing . When completed inspect to satisfaction . If all is fine then tell Maria great job and to sign here (waiver of rights to video) and give her a tip . If not repeat waxing and don't give Maria a tip . and now post your waxing day and bike on utube .
1 More important piece of information.. Do not touch the hired help and keep your mouth shut when parked behind the soccer mom and everything will work out fine .
Next week how to oil or lube your chain OR checking your clutch stack height
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zx12mark
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posted March 10, 2013 10:04 AM
Nobody is touching it but ME.
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MotoCycho
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posted March 10, 2013 10:13 PM
 Edited By: MotoCycho on 11 Mar 2013 06:13
OK.. where's the fucking video then? Got me all worked up to watch Maria do some polishing.
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1badzx12r
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posted March 11, 2013 06:12 AM
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OK.. where's the fucking video then? Got me all worked up to watch Maria do some polishing.
$200.00 .. gotta make a profit here ..
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LAB3
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posted March 16, 2013 08:24 AM
Bad are you bored? I krow you never wash your bike. You still owe me a jellly filled donut.
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fish_antlers
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posted March 16, 2013 11:34 AM
Lighter fluid ?
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zixxer14
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posted March 16, 2013 03:32 PM
i got the matches.
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1badzx12r
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posted March 16, 2013 05:14 PM
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i got the matches.
please send shipping total
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1badzx12r
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posted March 16, 2013 05:16 PM
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Bad are you bored? I krow you never wash your bike. You still owe me a jellly filled donut.
damn i taught you done died by now..send shipping info for 1 jelly filled donut
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LAB3
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posted March 16, 2013 06:16 PM
Edited By: LAB3 on 17 Mar 2013 02:17
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Bad are you bored? I krow you never wash your bike. You still owe me a jellly filled donut.
damn i taught you done died by now..send shipping info for 1 jelly filled donut
No such luck Robert. I am still here. I retired early last year and I have been building a new Home Theater Sound system and remodeling my den. I hurt my rotator cup several years ago and evey time a landed a wheelie or used the front brake "hard" my right should hurt for weeks. I sold the 2007 ZX-14 I had for several years, but I still have my old 1986 FJ1200 I have owned 24 years, that I ride (slowly) to run local errands. I still have a lot of ZX-14 parts,wheels, engine covers,brakes etc.I need to take pic's of them and list them on Craigs List here in the DFW area.
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fish_antlers
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posted March 16, 2013 06:23 PM
That injury sucks - took me a good 7 years to get better from mine 
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LAB3
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posted March 16, 2013 06:39 PM
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That injury sucks - took me a good 7 years to get better from mine
Damn, tha long........... oh well more time to learn how to use the wife's Canon EOS 5D MK II while she is at work. :-) man that camera is Not a point and shoot. The 800 fixed lens she wants is not cheep..choke.. I can buy a late model ZX14R for what B&H wants for it. I am lucky she does not want the MkIII that was released late last year.Do you still have your MKII?
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1badzx12r
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posted March 17, 2013 03:53 AM
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.Do you still have your MKII?
no but i have an AK47 and a SKS
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zixxer14
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posted March 17, 2013 05:31 AM
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i got the matches.
please send shipping total [/quote}
Free shippng for you, just post pics of the weenie roast.
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LAB3
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posted March 17, 2013 05:49 AM
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.Do you still have your MKII?
no but i have an AK47 and a SKS
Badd has a Badd weapons. 308 AK47? I am old school 44Mag. S&W and my Grand Dad's 41. long Colt the "Thunder" Billy The Kid had the 38. the "Lightening" they were made in 1870's with the radius grip end.
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