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BlackMagic14


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posted May 22, 2008 09:16 PM        
some funny shit

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL INSTANTLY REMOVE ITSELF.

2. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

3. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT - USE THE SINK.

4. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

5. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

6. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

7. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

8. REMEMBER - EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.

9. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

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stevewfl


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posted May 22, 2008 09:28 PM        
you must've intended for this to be posted in the smackhouse? or wait my bad, maybe it is all ZX14 relevant :P
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NinjaNick


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posted May 22, 2008 10:31 PM        Edited By: NinjaNick on 22 May 2008 22:32
We have no moderators in here to move it and Fish and PK must not care because I've pm'd them about how it's moderatorless in here and they don't respond. So I guess it's in the right place Steve.
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BlackMagic14


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posted May 22, 2008 10:55 PM        
This is the only forum I go inbesides classifieds LOL... I figure if you dont ride a ZX14 then I dont really want to talk to you anyway LMAO
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stevewfl


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posted May 23, 2008 05:10 AM        
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This is the only forum I go inbesides classifieds LOL... I figure if you dont ride a ZX14 then I dont really want to talk to you anyway LMAO


that was a bern right there


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KikonZX14


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posted May 23, 2008 05:57 AM        
LMAO!
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tater


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posted May 23, 2008 07:39 AM        
great stuff, always need a good laugh
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Superman T


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posted May 23, 2008 08:16 AM        
quote:
We have no moderators in here to move it and Fish and PK must not care because I've pm'd them about how it's moderatorless in here and they don't respond. So I guess it's in the right place Steve.


I bet someone is busy riding the busa...

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KikonZX14


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posted May 23, 2008 08:54 AM        
quote:
quote:
We have no moderators in here to move it and Fish and PK must not care because I've pm'd them about how it's moderatorless in here and they don't respond. So I guess it's in the right place Steve.


I bet someone is busy riding the busa...


Most likely also using the recently washed leathers, so they might re-fit
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princesskiwi


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posted May 23, 2008 08:59 AM        Edited By: princesskiwi on 23 May 2008 09:05
Why should this be moved?
Because the ZX14 Guys/Gals don't have a sense of humor?
I don't believe that!

(Maybe the C14 guys, but not the ZX14 Crew!)
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fury


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posted May 23, 2008 12:51 PM        

Thank you!
LOL

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