posted July 12, 2002 08:15 PM
Taliban infiltration in the south
The governor of a unnamed Southern State has announced that he has made a
disturbing discovery. Apparently, a small number of terrorists became
romantically involved with the locals.
The result was not pretty and we now have the sad task of reporting a new
sector of the human race: ISLAMABUBBAS. So far, only a few actual births
has been reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them
To date, we have identified the following:
Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Bout It
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Linda Sue Bin There Dunthat
Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed
Who's-Ya-Daddy and Yo Mama Bin Lovin.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences."