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posted October 25, 2001 10:43 PM
Wow... werk sucks sometimes
Wet and covered in mud I am!
   
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ZX12ZX11
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posted October 25, 2001 10:46 PM
Covered in mud......What ya do for werk?
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fish_antlers
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posted October 25, 2001 10:50 PM
Werk in the movies..... I helped out for a few days on a new secret Fox series that is all secret and stuff... anyways....I'm dry and clean now and back in computer mod... far more civilised.. .I do often wonder which is more entertaining as the guys on set are pretty freeky... definetly give all of you guys a good run fer yer $$$...
someone here freek me out! please!
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posted October 25, 2001 10:59 PM
How about a guy that went into the bathroom on a flt, and took off all his clothes. Then decided to walk out of the bathroom and up and down the aisle while in flight.
No shit this happened!
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posted October 25, 2001 11:01 PM
one time when I was working on a certain military base, I was driving my car around the far side of the base and an assault helicopter followed me. That freaked me out a bit.
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fish_antlers
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posted October 25, 2001 11:02 PM
that's not freeky enough.... come on... REALLY freek me out! I'm gonna hit the sack now.. when I wake up I'd love to see this thread be a total freekfest....
surprise me!
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posted October 25, 2001 11:03 PM
 Edited By: zx12zx11 on 26 Oct 2001 09:02
Or the really stupid asshole that flew from somewhere in Montana to Slat Lake City going else where. When an employee asked him if he had his belongings with him at all times the reply was "What do I look like, a terrorist?" This has to be one of the dumbest muther fuckers on the planet.
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posted October 26, 2001 06:28 AM
Here's one. My buddy's uncle is dying gradually from some nasty illness. To pass the days he sits in his wheelchair and watches the wildlife out the picture window. About once a year he would spot some deer down in the valley and he really got a thrill from that. One day his wife is doing dishes when she sees three deer walking across the meadow towards their house. She had rarely seen deer, let alone approaching the house. She stops doing dishes and dries her hands when they got right up to the house. When she reached the living room she sees the deer staring in the window at her husband. They calmly turn and walk away. At that moment her husband's head bows and he dies then and there. My buddy swears this is a no shitter and the deer came to say "go home."
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fish_antlers
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posted October 26, 2001 07:40 AM
12r... that's not freeky.. .it's just depressing!
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posted October 26, 2001 05:48 PM
When I got hired on at UPS, the trainer told us about a human head that fell out of a styrafoam cooler that broke open.
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fish_antlers
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posted October 27, 2001 11:38 AM
that's getting freeky!
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kb7get
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posted October 27, 2001 07:26 PM
Years and years ago I met with my girlfriend after she got
off work at a local pizza parlor. After being in there for
awhile I had the feeling someone was messing with my car.
Went outside and looked, everything was fine. Went back
inside and finshed eating. When we got back out to the
car someone had walked up the hood, jumped up and
down on the roof and twisted up the antenna.
Got up the next morning and looked out at the car to see
if it had been a dream... It had not. Looked over at the
dinning room table for some reason at a fruit bowl I had
there. For some reason while I was looking at it, it broke
in two. I went back to bed....
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fish_antlers
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posted October 28, 2001 11:52 AM
NOW we're getting somewhere!!!
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posted October 28, 2001 04:19 PM
I'm working at the hospital and heading down the main corridor when one of the lab techs says "hey, can you come look at something for me ?". It's someone I know so I assume it's a computer problem and say sure. I head back with him into the department and he tells me he's having trouble with the one around the corner. I cruise down a short hall and through the doorway and see a human leg, disconnected just above the knee on the table in a clear plastic bag. It's a greyish color and looks like it wasn't removed in a very pleasant fashion. Needless to say it wasn't something I was planning to see. Most of the parts that are removed are sent to the lab for work, I just wasn't expecting to see it. They thought it was funny, I wasn't overly amused. I have tons of gore stories from my 8 years at that place. Since I ran the IS department for them and every department had a computer I got to see all the fun places. You usually have your guard up going into certain areas because you know what's in there and what to expect, but on leg day they did catch me off guard. Hmm, suddenly I'm hungry, wonder what's in the fridge.....
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22348bCVC
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posted October 30, 2001 04:11 PM
...kb7, that's super freeky!!!...my work also "allows" me to see freeky things in the form of human beings doing nasty things to themselves, or them being victim of "unpleasant" things...fer' instance...my very first "suicide by train" victim...very, very heavy fog...o'dark-thirty in the morning...its hard to see in front of you...then there he was...or more like what was left of him...torso ripped in half...one leg off...one leg grotesquely twisted...arms gone...head still connected, but all bone-matter crushed...eyes detatched, but still inside the "face"...like a deflated soccer ball...or a horrible halloween latex mask...I occassionally "see" his face to this day when its dark and foggy on the beat...freeky...
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posted November 02, 2001 05:11 AM
The horror...
Once while I was attending court this dude was outside the courthouse protesting his children being taken from him. Anyway, he leaves for a while and comes back with two bottles of yellow colored water. Then he pours the bottles over his head and we realize this aint water. He was in the middle of the courtyard when he ignited himself.
Me and my partner put him out with co2 extinguishers. Then for some reason I was alone with the guy and everything was real quiet. His arms were twisted up and frozen in place and he was black all over and saying "let me die." Tongue and face all black, skin, hair and eyelids all burnt off. Really nasty. So I put my paw on my Sig-228 and actually contemplate putting him out of his misery...
Luckily the EMS arrives and interrupts us. They pour saline all over him and ask me to help put him onto the strecher. Skin coming off and everything. Fu@#ing NASTY!
He died in the hospital three days later.
The freaky thing is that I wake up sometime actually smelling his burnt hair and skin and seeing that ugly black tongue saying let me die...
The horror... The horror...
Hey Nano, drop me an e-mail. We need to talk bro.
Later fellas
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posted November 02, 2001 06:11 AM
This one time, at band camp........
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