harryzx-12
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posted May 14, 2004 04:01 AM
American tradition
Two families moved from Pakistan to America. When they arrived the two fathers made a bet - in a year's time whichever family had become more American would win.
A year later they met again. The first man said, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
The second man replied, "Fuck you, towelhead."
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Otis
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posted May 14, 2004 04:10 AM
LOL, the 2nd fella wins.
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 14, 2004 04:22 AM
by any chance....
The second guy's last name wasn't the same as your's by any chance eh Harry???  Just sounds like something you'd say. 
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ballisticzx12r
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posted May 14, 2004 05:47 AM
Thats tits...
Barto
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Ninjaman12R
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posted May 14, 2004 07:19 AM
Barto,
Call me at the office if you get a chance.
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What we're dealin' with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.
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